"Ocelot gun spinning in real life"
I’ve seen this at least a dozen times before and I love it
This is lots of fun!
bon, j’adore le son d’alerte sur mon portable du HAAALELUJAH de Mako, mais ça fait quand même un peu flipper quand on est déjà un peu préoccupé-e sur d’autres choses
faudra peut-être réglé le son du coup, c’est clairement pas au même niveau que ma sonnerie…
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
dreamt of watching winter guard performances, Joan Watson treating dogs that turned out to be MiB aliens (who love her because who wouldn’t), and disembodied hugs and words of support
thank you brain, I needed that. Keep up the good work.
I think at the end of the day the perceived gender and race of asexual people has a lot of bearing on whether or not they’re oppressed. It can’t be compartmentalized and I really don’t think we should even be trying. These things intersect. You can’t disentangle misogyny from ace women having to constantly turn down mens advances. You can’t disentangle racism from the fetishized flirting ace black women and other ace woc face. An ace woman facing those struggles isn’t just a womens issue, it’s an ace issue. To reduce all cis ace peoples struggles to “awwww it must be so hard being asked out all the time” shows a lack of understanding. To see ace people bemoaning their struggles and come in with “well I’m ace and I don’t feel oppressed” is gross.
the reason i made this page from the jump. like, asexual communities are overwhelmingly white, and people of color deal with being thought as sexual in some way, shape, or form from the day we first speak. we cannot escape being thought of as just ‘people’ because no one thinks of us as people from the start. in the sense of dating, people do not value our personal traits, but see us as a sexual conquest (even other POC or people in our own ethnic group). while white AVENites might be able to say “well, i don’t feel oppressed for being ace”, it’s a key part of their privilege to not feel oppressed (unless it’s like, overt sexism against white women).
(i hope this makes sense, because I just have a LOT of feelings on the subject and I’m not horrible eloquent tonight)
birthday: 2/3 to christmas
single or taken: stegosaurus poppin an ollie wearing shades
eye color: brown
middle name: ”elf friend” :)
favourite color: slate grey, royal blue, mint green
lucky number: 12
hogwarts house: Ravenpuff
favourite fictional character: Zamira Drakasha, Temeraire, Tock
favourite television show: Elementary, Avatar: the last Airbender
favourite season: spring
describe yourself in a few words: noot noot not so secret cloudcuckoolander coming through
future children’s names: meh.
meaning of your name: jubilant + nudibranch. irl: beauty + ocean :))
ultimate otp: anything that allows for healthy happy cuddly kissy grossness ’ u’
what do you plan to/do for a living: dat globetrotting science please
starbucks order: PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE SON. otherwise an exorbitantly sweet frappe is fine too.
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk, especially if it’s a little cloudy out <3
righty or lefty: northpaw
coffee or tea: and*
rain or shine: shine
reading or writing: write-doodling is fun